Peacock
Excerpts from the diary of
Mrs. Victoria Salmalin


20 April 1875, Tuesday

~Evening~

After a relatively quiet dinner, I found a few moments to speak privately with Lady Katherine and discuss some of my concerns regarding her servant, Lobsang.  I’m afraid I explained thing badly.  She now knows that I consider myself a witch– so she is either humouring me or has some reason to give me the benefit of the doubt.

I found Sir Cosmo and shared the details of my conversation with him.  Including my persistent feeling that Lobsang is somehow at the centre of events to come.  Seeing the future is normally Mrs Cuthbert’s domain.  However, if I have learned anything these past five years, it is that no amount of research and study will prepare me for the decisions that must be made in the field– far away from reference books and other, more sedate materials.  Each assignments brings me into contact with forces I do not understand, fortunately I have my friends in the League to go to for advice when I am out of my depth.

When I returned to the withdrawing room, Lady Cowperthwaite pointed out that Mr O’Flaherty seemed to have slipped away from us.  Mrs Cuthbert said it looked like he had made for the pub.  Lady Cowperthwaite decided to go for a stroll and ensure that we didn’t lose our friend to pirates or other predators– though anyone foolish enough to try to shanghai Mr O’Flaherty would deserve what they got!

Upon reaching the pub, we found that Mr O’Flaherty had gone off to partake in some ‘sport.’ We presumed that he had been talked in to participating in a boxing match.  Just outside the pub we encountered Mr Spilett, the journalist.  He asked several impertinent questions of milady, and while she answered several of them, she also tripped, fell heavily against him and knocked him into a mud puddle.

The ‘sport’ turned out to be cock-fighting.  Mrs Cuthbert and Mrs Frazer wanted to rescue the birds so Lady Cowperthwaite and I went in the front as a diversion.  We had no particular plan.  In the past, just entering such establishments has caused chaos to break loose.  I’m certain it doesn’t help matters people in such places invariably try to assault or harass myself or my good lady and my husband finds it necessary to stop them.  

After Mr Salmalin had prevented the door guard from striking either Lady Cowperthwaite or myself with a rather pathetic blackjack, the three of us made our way in to the back of the establishment.  The current round of fighting was ending. 

I should note that we were, in part, drawn to this location by Mr O’Flaherty’s loud voice claiming that is was cheating to set such a large bird on such a small one (though his language, as appropriate to the setting, was rather more coarse).

Lady Cowperthwaite and I made our way to Mr O’Flaherty and mentioned our plan of making a diversion.  He solved the problem of a lack of a plan by hitting the owner of the winning bird and yelling ‘Cheat!’ or some such.  Lady Cowperthwaite added to the confusion by offering to place five pounds on ‘Atlas’ versus the crowd.  The bookie offered her odds that Mr O’Flaherty found insulting and several more punches served to demonstrate his prowess.  The odds were changed to something much more satisfactory.  By this point someone had attacked Lady Cowperthwaite, or she attacked someone, I’m not entirely certain.  I was casting a light spell to make a bit of a distraction.  From that point out I was busy watching milady’s back.  For some reason no one came anywhere near me during the fight.  It was rather disappointing.

Mr Spilett was injured in the fight, and events were progressing to the point, in the normal course of events, the police would put in an appearance, so my thoughtful husband made an escape route for us.  Lady Cowperthwaite carried Mr Spilett and I brought up the rear. 

Once out in the open air and away from the main building, we checked Mr Spilett’s injuries.  He was unconscious.  Mrs Cuthbert tended to him and we took him back to the Mansion with us.  Mr Frazer remained behind to point out various legal problems with the building and the event itself.  Mrs Cuthbert and Mrs Frazer seemed quite pleased with their evening’s work.


21 April 1875, Wednesday

Most of today was spent packing and loading the boats.  We will be setting out late this evening or early tomorrow morning, so we are now all aboard our two boats.   I did get to go out shopping one last time.  Mrs Wooster mentioned that she had not yet had time to purchase anything.  Or rather, she was grousing about something, saying she could not spend any money.  She seemed very down. 

Lady Cowperthwaite ordered her to come with me to protect me while I went shopping.  That at least got her out of the house.  On our way to the door we found that Lord Henry (Emily’s godfather-in-law) had stopped by, he had learned that we were soon to be taking our leave and wanted to see Emily once more.  He offered his carriage and his company and was soon purchasing nearly everything Emily took notice of– even when her thoughts were more along the lines of ‘Why would anyone ever buy that?’.  I did manage to get her a pretty bracelet of pink beads before Lord Henry spotted it.

Upon our arrival back at the house Emily was rather overwhelmed with the number of packages that were unloaded from the carriage and presented to her by Lord Henry.  He said he had a lifetime of birthday presents to make up for.  Not long after our return to the Mansion, Our Henry returned from checking out the Foxglove (and his new command of Marines) bearing gifts for Emily as well.

There was nothing for it then but to help her pack all of her gifts in a more efficient manner.  When she asked what she would do with all of the gifts, one of the other ladies suggested that she could always give ‘her girls’ a Christmas they would never forget.  Emily cheered up at the prospect.  I still do not know why she is concerned about money.  Or rather, I suspect it has something to do with her own Condition.  I contented myself with assuring her that, even if the worst should happen, she has friends who will help her.  She will not be left pennyless and alone once the baby comes.  Never mind that her husband likely makes more in interest in a week then she could spend in a year!

In addition to our usual company, we are joined aboard the Selene by Lieutenant Turner and his newly-assigned batman, Lobsang. Wilhelmina’s new minion MacGyver has also been given permission to travel with us.  On the Foxglove, Wooster has taken charge of Lieutenant Lochsley and his squad of marines.  Mrs Cuthbert did not seem at all put out to be only one of two women aboard the Foxglove.  It has been several years since last saw Lieutenant Lochsley.  He is determined to do all in his power to find Arabis and her crew.

Mrs Frazer, Lady Cowperthwaite, and I have settled the children and their caretakers into their nursery aboard the ship.  It will not be long before they have the run of the place.


24 April 1875,  Saturday

We had a tremendous storm break over us today.  The noise from the thunder was deafening.  I kept to my cabin or the children’s nursery for most of the day.  The tendency toward sickness that resulted as part of My Condition, seems to be passing off– but as there was no need to test myself against the storm I decided to exercise care.


27 April 1875, Tuesday

Today was the first excitement we have had since the storm.  I was taking a nap when Octavia came into our cabin.  I heard Ravvi telling her not to wake me.  I noticed that Ravvi was changing out of his footman’s uniform and into the black silk trousers and shirt he prefers for close work.  When I asked him why, he said that Mrs Frazer had heard gunfire some distance off to the North and Mrs Cuthbert had seen pirate activity in her scrying glass. 

Ravvi suggested I go back to sleep as it would be a while before we were in range of anything.  It was very sweet of him–  however it was very unlikely I would get any sleep knowing we would soon face pirates!

Face them we did– though it seemed for some time that our greatest challenge would be to keep the children from joining us in battle.  They would not stay in the nursery with Violet and Daru.  We finally compromised by setting them up in a fort on deck– the could see out but were shielded from direct fire.  I made the mistake of suggesting that the Ladies draw straws for which one of us would go with the children to the lifeboat if it became necessary.  Both Lady Cowperthwaite and Mrs Frazer tried to say that I should be the one to go– given my current Condition.  That rather spurious argument was interrupted by our vessel’s arrival in the area of the current skirmish. 

Three pirate ships of varying sizes, flying the flag “Children of the Storm Dragon” (Wu Chang’s pirate flag) were attacking a merchant ship from the American States.  The USS Americus was in a bad way when we arrived.

Sir Cosmo, George, and Ravvi conducted a hurried discussion as Sir Cosmo was setting up his Etheric Pulse Cannon at the bow of the ship.  The result of that conversation was that my husband took a running start, leapt into George’s cupped hands and was propelled approximately 2500 feet across the water to one of the enemy ships.  As soon as he launched himself, I was on my knees praying.  And I don’t mind confessing that I did not know if I was praying to my Patron or to my husband’s Patroness.  That he just does such things never ceases to amaze and frighten me.

Ravvi arrived safely on the enemy ship.  In the meantime, Lady Cowperthwaite, Mrs Frazer, and I were setting up our Long Rifles to take aim at the pirates.  Even with the range on our guns, we couldn’t be certain of our aim, so we targeted the two vessels my husband was not in the process of destroying.  Mrs Frazer and I took turns alternating between firing rounds of the rifle and helping Violet and Daru keep the children contained.  Lady Cowperthwaite had Galen handing her ammunition when she needed to reload.  The other children were to watch and call out if any other ships appeared.

As we drew closer to the pirate ships, Sir Cosmo was able to try the Pulse Cannon to very good effect.  One shot put paid to the top deck of the ship my husband was on.  Fortunately George and Ravvi were linked, with my husband drawing strength from George.  I saw several bruises appear on George as the battle progressed.  The link seemed to go both ways, as George was able to warn Ravvi just before Sir Cosmo fired the Cannon. 

Miss Wilhelmina rose a great deal in my estimation during this battle.  Indeed, during the voyage out from Port Victoria she has been quiet, well-mannered, and respectful.  During the fight, she wanted to take one of her Rocket Kites and fly over to one of the ships.  When George told her she could not go, because he had to stay with us on the Selene she only put up a token protest and did not insist on having her way.  Instead she equipped MacGyver with a “Gob Gun” (a contraption based on one of Mr Wonka’s machines).  It fires a sort of hot, sticky candy that hardens very quickly, immobilizing anyone caught in its goo.  It has the great benefit of being non-lethal.

I took the opportunity to work with my shaping elements spell.  I was able to change several cannon into interesting non-functional shapes.  By the time we had reached that stage the battle was mostly finished, and the pirates had surrendered.  In addition to all that we had done, those aboard the Foxglove had been far from idle.  Mr O’Flaherty had used one of Dr Wilson’s rocket powered rescue devices to grapple with one of the pirate ships.  He had crossed over the rope hand-over-hand with Lieutenant Lochsley and his marines following close behind.  Sir Spencer had his own Long Rifle–  whilst Flag-Lieutenant Wooster commanded the gunners to good effect.

Not long after Sir Cosmo fired the Pulse Cannon, two rocket kites took flight from the ship my husband had been on.  They flew toward our position.  The first person to land was a stranger to us.  Lady Cowperthwaite and Mrs Frazer immediately trained their guns upon him.  He asked for sanctuary and claimed that he had been a prisoner aboard the pirate ship.

The second kite, steered much more gracefully, carried my husband back to me. Ravvi confirmed that the man who flew over with him had indeed been a prisoner aboard the pirate ship and that the man had helped him fight against the pirates.  I was very glad to get him back all in one piece and expressed that opinion.

I did not have long to talk with him as Mrs Cuthbert was needed to help treat the wounded and I went along to help her.  There were many gravely wounded pirates and a few badly wounded sailors from the Americus.  Even with Wilhelmina doing triage, it was quite a bit of work. 

Once the wounded had been seen to, I joined Sir Cosmo and Inspector MacGreggor in their interrogation of the pirates by translating for the pirates when necessary.  The time and effort I put into learning Chinese showed its usefulness.  Some of the sailors mentioned that they had taken Captain Will Sparrow captive and were transporting him to Singapore when they were tempted by the target the Americus presented.

While we were trying to sort out what to do with all of the pirates, an American warship, the USS Monterey steamed into the area.  After some consultation they agreed to take the soundest of the pirate ships with the surviving crew in tow to the nearest port, as well as escort the  Americus to safe harbor for repairs.

It was getting on toward evening when we returned to the Selene.  Lady Cowperthwaite wanted to see to our captive prior to dinner, so I joined her.  Our prisoner claims to be John Smith of Portsmouth, a merchant seaman who was unlucky enough to be caught by the pirates and taken captive.

We had several conversations with him over the course of the evening.  Lady Cowperthwaite learned that he had known both her father and mother.  After some coaxing he told Lady Cowperthwaite what he remembered of her Mother.  She had worked as a prostitute and dancer in Madras a quarter century ago and had seemed to be genuinely taken with Rip Chigwidgeon.  She had worked in a place with a name that had connotations of Paradise.  That is all that “John Smith” could remember.

Despite my best efforts he managed to catch sight of Lobsang and showed a great deal of interest in him.  Lady Cowperthwaite and I explained that Lobsang was under our protection and that if our guest did anything that resulted in harm to Lobsang, it would go very hard with him.  He swore by his god-father (who he claims is the captain of the mythical Flying Dutchman) that he would not harm the boy.

While Mr Salmalin, Mr O’Flaherty, and Mr Frazer were preparing our guest for bed, the Ladies consulted with Sir Cosmo and examined some of “John Smith’s” effects.  He had a map that looked as if had been drawn by a young child, a compass that seemed to point toward what was important to the holder, a battered leather tricorn decorated with a yellow star, two very old flintlock pistols, a remarkably plain cutlass, a pocket watch which ticks irregularly and is missing all but its second hand, a pair of antique ivory folding glasses with one lens broken, and two ridiculously tall boots.

I cast the Awaken spell on the compass but it answered all questions with the query “What do you want?”  For the duration of the spell I was able to ask it to point out certain things and was able to confirm to my own satisfaction that “John Smith” was actually Captain Will Sparrow. Inspector MacGreggor made the very sensible suggestion that I cast a history spell on one of Sparrow’s effects to further confirm his identity and glean any other information that might be shown to me.

I used the hat as the focus of my spell.  Sparrow has had that hat a very long time and it showed me several interesting things.  It confirmed that Sparrow had been taken captive.  It also gave us yet another odd connection– Sparrow has a close comrade who is the spitting image of Lieutenant Turner.  It gave me quite a shock to see his face next to Sparrow’s.  While I was in the vision created by the spell, I suddenly remembered what had struck me odd about Sparrow’s aura– he is a very lucky man– to the point that one could say that he is blessed by Lady Luck.

Up to this point we had been planning to hide his artifacts throughout the ship, to make it more difficult should he decide to escape.  And for a man stuck out at sea with nowhere to go, he certainly seemed like the type to make an effort to escape even before it was sensible to try.  Given how absurdly lucky he has been in the past it seemed that we might be borrowing trouble to make escape difficult for him.

There are people, like our own esteemed Dr Wilson, for whom a challenge only spurs them on to greater effort– and a challenge embedded in Danger is the thing that they live for and the time that they do their best work.  I suspect that Captain Sparrow is such a man.

Given that information, and that he had a tool and possible knowledge of the place we wanted to go, Lady Cowperthwaite met with him once more and negotiated an agreement.  He was somewhat the worse for drink at that point– Wilhelmina and Mr O’Flaherty having conspired to feed some alcohol to him.  We are to return his effects in the morning– when he will hopefully be sober enough to be of some use.

In the meantime we have had a conversation with Lieutenant Turner regarding his doppelganger.  He said that he was raised in an orphanage with no knowledge of family or parents.  He and Admiral Naismith are aware that he bears a strong resemblance to a known associate of Captain Sparrow.  They had discussed plans that might allow Lieutenant Turner to take the place of that individual should the opportunity arise.  From the vision I had– the two men are identical in face and build– however, I do not know that it would be wise for the Lieutenant to attempt the substitution. 

The spell that I cast on the hat showed me at least one thing that I do not feel comfortable sharing with others.  That is the problem with such spells– you do not know in advance what you will see and sometimes the knowledge is of a such a Personal and Private nature that it does not do to dwell upon the images seen.  In this case I believe it would be very difficult for Lieutenant Turner to deceive Will Sparrow for long, because he and the man in my vision had a very Specific relationship and I doubt our Lieutenant could stand such scrutiny.

I have not thought of a way to convey this warning without revealing what I know.  However, I may not need to as, Lieutenant Turner was one of the men who helped secure Sparrow upon his arrival on board– Mr Frazer being the other.  Sparrow has already mentioned that Mr Frazer seemed familiar to him and has made the connection between our Mr Frazer and Captain Tiberius.  So it seems to me that Sparrow would be on his guard against imposters of all sorts.  The situation is very vexing and perplexing.

I shall meditate on our situation before retiring for the night.  I also want to confirm, to my own satisfaction, that my husband is as uninjured as he claimed earlier today.  Mr Sparrow called him an ‘oddly durable man’ when telling us the story of the escape from the pirate ship.  It is, for the most part, true–  though Ravvi does not always realize what the bruises will look like the next day.  I did give myself away when I heard Sparrow’s description of my husband. Durable indeed!

I hope we have a quiet night and that our prisoner new ally does not cause us to regret our bargain.


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