
Interludes
Interlude 1
Exterior, the deck of Sir Cosmo’s
yacht, Selene. Captain Will Sparrow and his First Mate, Sam Ax, are
walking toward the rail. Wilhelmina comes running up to them.
“Captain Sparrow! Captain Sparrow!”
Captain Sparrow turns and smiles expansively. “How may I be of service,
Miss Moriarty?”
“Do we have to hurry back right away?” she asks. “We still need to
replace the pumps on Foxglove,
repair the hulls of Foxglove,
Selene, Skylark–not to mention the
two new ships–and I to build a forge and find appropriate metal to make
new cannons for Foxglove.
Then there’s all the rockets we need to—”
Captain Sparrow raises one hand. “Stop, stop!”
“But you said we have to go back swiftly!”
Captain Sparrow frowns and looks up, as if consulting a list somewhere
above Wilhelmina’s head. “No, what I said was, ‘He has declared himself
lord of all the seas? How dare he! My revenge, shall be swift, and
Terrible!’”
Wilhelmina nods. “Yes, so that means you want to hurry back, and I just
can’t get the ships repaired in less than eleven days, even if built
several Crystal-actuated Mechanical Men–which I can’t do because Mrs
Salmalin would have a fit and probably try to erase the brain crystals,
and there’s just not enough time to talk sense into her about them–and
it’s going to take at least nine days to cast cannons. And I don’t have
the Mark IV kites plans quite in shape to even begin on them and—”
Sam is staring at Wilhelmina as if he had never seen a red-haired girl
before.
Captain Sparrow is shaking his head and holding both hands up trying to
wave Wilhelmina down. “Wait! Wait! Wait! Please, just stop for a
moment. Please. Take a breath.” After Wilhelmina stops talking, he
says, “I don’t wish to tell you your business, Miss, but I find that it
is helpful to take a breath every now and then while one is talking. If
for no other reason than to give the listener a chance to absorb and
cogitate on your proposal. Now, it is true that I said my revenge must
be swift, but you see, it’s only---” He squints up at the sun in the
sky, “A quarter of seven on the fourth of May. I intend to find Wu
Chang and effect the demise of his contemptible life in retribution for
the murder of my worthy opponent, Admiral Naismith, and avenge his
destruction of the freedom of the seas before he has a chance to do it!
What can be swifter revenge than that?”
Interlude 2
Exterior, shore of the island, where
groups of sailors are felling trees and cutting them into planks.
Nearby, Sir Cosmo, Wilhelmina, and several others are assembling a
forge and smelter. Mrs Frazer and Mrs MacGregor are just discussing
some interesting plants and an unusual insect. A large blue macaw sits
on Mrs Frazer’s shoulder.
The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow (great-great-great-grandfather of
Captain Will Sparrow) saunters by in his usual unusual manner. He
extravagantly bows to the two ladies, touching the brim of his leather
tricorn as he does so. “Ladies.”
Mrs MacGregor murmurs “Good day.” Mrs Frazer politely smiles and nods.
The parrot bobs its head more enthusiastically and squawks, “Ahoy!”
Captain Jack Sparrow smirks and bows his head to the parrot, and turns
to resume is journey. He takes only one more step before stopping,
frowning, then turning very slowly back toward the two ladies.
“Parrot?” he mutters. Louder, he asks, “Mr Cotton’s parrot?”
The parrot bobs even my enthusiastically and half-flaps its wings.
“Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!”
Captain Jack Sparrow cocks his head, a quizzical smile on his face.
“Cotton’s parrot! Imagine meeting you again after all this time!”
“Dead men tell no tales!” the parrot squawks.
“I think you’ll find that isn’t always the ca—” he begins.
“Excuse me,” Mrs Frazer interjects, trying to urge the parrot further
out on her shoulder, so the wings don’t keep hitting her ears. “But do
you mean to say that you know this parrot?”
Captain Jack Sparrow cocks an eyebrow. “Indeed I do, madam,” he says.
“Cotton’s parrot sailed under my command for, uh, many years, off and
on. Along with Mr Cotton, of course, until his health began to fail
him. Appointed him acting first mate, once.”
The parrot fluttered one wing. “Hoist the colors! Hoist the colors!”
“Presumably before he developed the health problems,” Mrs MacGregor
observes.
Captain Jack Sparrow purses his lips and furrows his brow. “I don’t
recall the parrot having a sick day in his life.”
Mrs Frazer and Mrs MacGregor exchanged disbelieving looks. “Do you mean
to say,” Mrs Frazer asks, “that you once appointed the parrot first
mate?”
Captain Jack Sparrow nods. “Of course. He’s a fine sailor. Well, he’s
quite good at giving certain types of orders, at any rate.”
As if to demonstrate the point, the parrot rattled off several
commands. “All hands hoy! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen!”
“Of course, he does have a limited vocabulary,” Captain Jack Sparrow
continues.
“Son of a biscuit-eater!” the parrot retorts.
Captain Jack Sparrow glares at the parrot. “No call for insulting me,
now. I am only speaking the truth. And I was about to say, he can
convey quite a lot through delivery. Pitch and timbre and what-not.”
The parrot bobs again. “Thank you, Jack.”
Captain Jack Sparrow smiles. “And he knows my name, which is always a
good quality in one’s first mate.”
“So this parrot is a member of your crew?” Mrs Frazer asks. “I am so
happy to return him to you...”
Captain Jack Sparrow takes a step back and thrusts is hands out, palms
forward, while shaking his head. “Oh, no, no, no, no. He left my
service long, long ago. And I already have my ship fully, you know,
obedient and self, uh, what would you call it? Self-motivated? He
clearly has taken a shine to you, madam.”
Mrs Frazer shakes her head. “I can’t possibly keep him. We’ll be
returning to London after the battle, and the climate there is quite
unsuitable.”
“I’m sure if Cotton’s parrot finds the climate not to his liking, he
will move on.” Captain Sparrow says with a brief smile. He turns away.
“Always was a very resourceful parrot.”
“Perhaps I could return him to this Mr Cotton?” Mrs Frazer asks.
“You said he was in ill-health,” Mrs MacGregor adds. “Surely being
reunited with such a dear, old friend will do much to improve his
spirits.”
“Spirits is all that he has now,” Captain Sparrow murmurs. He turns
back toward the ladies. “I’m afraid Mr Cotton went to his final reward
long, long, long ago.” He frowns. “What year did you say this was?”
“1875,” the two woman say in unison.
Captain Sparrow seems to count his fingers. “Oh, yes, over a
hundred-and-ten years ago, it was.” He sighs and shakes his head. “The
parrot has outlived the man.”
“Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!”
Interlude 3
Exterior: Beach, Sir Cosmo sits on a
camp chair in the shade of a tree, sketching. Occasionally he picks up
one of several small assemblages of rods and cords. There is a lot of
other activity nearby. In the distance, Wilhelmina, George, and
MacGuyver are hammering metal plates into more boilers. At another part
of the beach, the least seaworthy of the captured pirate ships has been
run-aground, and is now being disassembled by a large group of men,
including both Misters O’Flaherty. At another part of the beach, Insp
MacGregor, Mr Salmalin, the armourer from Foxglove and some men from
Skylark are working in the smithy.
Victoria approaches. “Excuse me, Sir Cosmo,” she says. “If you have a
moment?”
Cosmo smiles up at her and nods. “Of course!” He gestures toward
another camp chair.
Victoria takes the seat. “I was thinking that we’re putting so much
effort into repairing all the ships, when they may not be the best way
to damage Wu Chang’s forces.”
Cosmo raises one eyebrow. “What did you have in mind?”
“What if we took the Foxglove, which has taken the most damage, and
instead of trying to get it back into fitting trim, we packed it full
of explosives? Make the biggest explosion we can. We put just enough
men on it to do the Sally Ship maneuver to put the ship in Wu Chang’s
path.”
Cosmo frowns. “What happens to the men?”
“We’d pick them up,” Victoria says. “I mean, they evacuate as soon as
the ship is in place, and we would pick them up later.”
Cosmo’s frown deepens. “In place...” he says quietly. “And how would we
make sure a ship that’s just sitting there suspiciously abandoned in
the middle of the ocean doesn’t blow up until the enemy is within
range?”
Victoria shakes her head. “I was hoping you’d have a way to do that.”
Cosmo opens his mouth as if to say something. Closes it and frowns. He
takes off his reading glasses and idly polishes the lenses while
thinking. Finally he says, “The most insurmountable hurdle I can see to
that is sending the ship ahead doesn’t work.” He slips the glasses back
on. “Think of time as a river. Then think about a particularly
treacherous set of rapids, with a couple of forks in the river along
those rapids. From what Captain Sparrow, Lt Pellew, and Mrs Cuthbert
have told me, leaving this island requires us to, as Lt Wooster put it,
shoot those rapids. One may leave here on what seems to be May 10 of
1875 and come out in the ocean in January of 1877.”
Victoria nods. “I understand that part, but we’ve got a way around
that, right?”
Cosmo turns his hands palm upward. “Again, trusting that Mrs Cuthbert
is correct, Captain Sparrow is like a sturdy guide cable. You’ve seen
barges use guide cables to maneuver through a tricky stretch of the
Thames? Captain Sparrow is somehow anchored in time. If we go with him,
we avoid the unpredictability of the rapids. But we all must go with
him. If we send one ship ahead without him, it may not arrive until
1880. Or it might just as easily arrive last Thursday. If he goes with
that ship, the rest of us are on our own.”
Victoria sighs. “I was afraid of that.”
Cosmo turns back to his mechanical drawing. “I’m not certain we could
make an explosion big enough to damage a lot of ships, in any case. I
didn’t have to raid Wilhelmina’s stash of autenite to make those mines,
so we still have that, but it would only do the equivalent of a few
hundred extra pounds of gunpowder. Speaking of which...”
“Yes?” Victoria asks.
“Lt Lochsley has confirmed that the cave we spotted the other day is
quite full of bats. We’ve got some sailors detailed to begin extracting
guano. MacGuyver says he could have a distillation unit assembled in
another day or so. We need to manufacture more gunpowder. We’ve nearly
exhausted the stores of some of the models of rocket.” He gestures at
the drawing. “And this rocket kites are going to require a lot. Not to
mention all the cannon.” He looks up at her and smiles. “Though Mr
Salmalin has come up with a suggestion that will considerably reduce
our need for training rockets.”
“Oh?”
“Mr Salmalin and George assure me that they can throw a person in a
kite up with sufficient force to practice at steering the kite in
flight,” Cosmo explained. “He’s correct that expecting someone to learn
to maneuver the kite without getting distracted by the pair of rockets
going off beside them is a bit much.”
“He’s going to throw them into the air?”
Cosmo nods. “For the first several practice glides, yes. Nonetheless,
we still need more gunpowder, and I was going to ask if you would be
willing to supervise the operation. Since you are quite good at
chemistry.”
“Oh, of course,” Victoria says. “Any way I can help.”
“Also, my lady has expressed a desire to try once more to contact
Captain Nemo—”
Victoria nods. “Yes, I think we should at least try to inform him of
what Wu Chang has gotten up to while we’re gone. It is probably too
much to hope that he would be willing to ally with us.”
“Mrs Cuthbert could probably use break from all the scrying on the
battle,” Cosmo added. “I know how much the violence disturbs her. Lt
Pellew is willing to take you out in Arabis and make an attempt. He was
mentioning something about submersible signal flags.” Cosmo points to
Wilhelmina’s group, where Albert and George seem to be exchanging sharp
words. “And it would probably be a good idea to separate those two for
a day or so.”
“Tempers can get short under the tropical sun,” Victoria observes.
“Though it is a little worrisome. George is normally so even-tempered.”
“One might even say serene,” Cosmo added. “Well, one must remember that
they are in some sense family, which can always complicate things.”
“Quite.”
Interlude 4
Exterior, deck of the Selene. Dinner
has just concluded, and some members of the League are enjoying the
breeze as the sun is setting.
Mr and Mrs Voach have just finished a quiet conversation. Mrs Voach
heads below deck, while Mr Voach lingers at the rail. Mrs Frazer
approaches.
“Excuse me, Mr Voach,” she says.
“Good evening, Mrs Frazer,” he replies. “I trust you had a productive
day.”
“I believe we are making good progress,” Mrs Frazer answers. “I wanted
to speak with you about the children.”
Mr Voach nods. “I see...”
“I am hoping to find an alternative to taking them into battle with
us,” she says. “I am very concerned for their safety. The near
miss they experienced in our last naval skirmish has illustrated to all
of us the danger of the situation, and the odds against us will be even
more serious next time”
“I was relieved to learn that the children were not harmed,” Mr Voach
says. “I hope that Miss Violet and Miss Daru are recovering from their
injuries.”
“As well as can be expected,” Mrs Frazer answers. “I hope you can tell
me if it would be both possible and safe to leave the children, along
with Violet and Daru, here on the island until the battle is done. The
Oompah village appears to be a safe place. Would we be able to return
to retrieve them afterward? And should we be unable to return due
to an unsuccessful outcome...”
“If you were all to die in battle, you mean,” Mr Voach says.
“Just as you say,” Mrs Frazer answers. “Though one does not like to
contemplate such an outcome, one must be prepared for the possibility.”
“It is the mortal way,” Mr Voach says.
“Which brings me to my request,” Mrs Frazer says. “As you seem to
have the ability to come and go here as you will, and to be, well,
somewhat beyond our limitations, I presume that no matter what happens
in this coming battle, you will... continue.”
“Although nothing is absolutely certain,” Mr Voach says, “it seems
likely.”
“Quite,” Mrs Frazer agrees. “I wondered if, should the worst occur, you
would be able to ensure that the children, Violet, and Daru, were not
abandoned here. I’m not asking you to become responsible for them. If
you could just return them safely to London. We all have family back in
England who would be able to care for the children.”
“Ensure?” Mr Voach asks. “I would be willing to promise my best
efforts, however, retrieving children left within a fairy realm is a
tricky business. Even for a... dairyman.”
“Fairy? The island is an unusual phenomenon, yes, but I’m not— well, I
suppose you are rather an expert.”
“On some things more than others,” Mr Voach replies. “The difficulty is
that so much could happen while we are separated. The island is a realm
of fairy. You may give it other names. Wilhelmina thinks of is a
geometric anomaly, for instance, but the fact remains that magic has
more sway in this place than in your world—and as you well know magic
is not lacking there. Just as several portals exist between your world
and this, portals also exist between this world and others. Some more
dangerous than others.”
“That risk has been on my mind,” Mrs Frazer admits. “I had rather hoped
the Oompahs could steer them away from such things.”
“The Oompah Loompahs are kind and loving,” Mr Voach says. “However,
they are only minor fae of the brownie family. They could not possible
stand up to the son of a devi.”
Mrs Frazer frowns. “I’m not sure what you mean.”
“Master Galen enjoys a blessing similar to his mother’s,” Mr Voach said.
“Yes,” says Mrs Frazer, with a hint of skepticism in her tone. “Mrs
Salmalin reported that he spoke with the Voice of Kali and performed an
extraordinary feat of strength when Daru and Violet were injured.”
Mr Voach shakes his head “It was not Kali who spoke through him, though
I have no doubt that she smiles upon him as well.”
Mrs Frazer raises one eyebrow. “What did you hear?” she asks.
“In the north of India, where at least some of Lady Cowperthwaite’s
ancestors lived, Kali is called the Great Mother,” Mr Voach explained.
“One cannot be a Mother without children. And the deity whose voice I
heard that day is one of Kali’s sons. One of his most prominent legends
tells how, as a child, he tunneled through a sacred mountain to kill
the demon lord Taraka. Finding a portal in a fairy realm may be as
easier for Galen than tying his shoes. If something like that
happened... I am reasonably sure I could eventually find them, but I
could not promise how long it would take. The time is no matter to me,
of course, but they might no longer be children when I finally located
them.”
“Of course, that puts things in a very different light,” Mrs Frazer
says. “If Galen thought his parents were in trouble... well, we have
already seen what lengths he will go to just be bring her gun to her.”
“Yes,” Mr Voach says. “The blessings of a god, the willfulness of his
Mother, and the intellect of his Father add up to a great difficulty.”
“We seem to have a great deal of that,” Mrs Fazer says.
The corners of Mr Voach’s mouth twitch, as if he is trying not to
smile. “I have been meaning to thank you for all your efforts in
Wilhelmina’s regard. I know that she cannot be easy.”
“No child is easy,” Mrs Frazer says. “Though some are decidedly more
trouble than others.”
Interlude 5
Exterior, beach, early evening. Under
a canvas awning is a small forge with associated equipment. The work is
done for the day. The coals in the forge have not yet died down.
Wilhelmina is tidying up the smithy, and as George has been recruited
for another task, she has drafted Professor Oddbody to assist. Mrs
Wooster is sitting nearby, sharpening several knifes.
“But surely you read the book,” Wilhelmina says.
Professor Oddbody hands her another tool. “No, no, not really. I tried
to, of course. That was the whole point of the bet. Stupid prank. Don’t
know what I was thinking. Should have just kept to myself and let some
other dupe get in trouble. But no, I had to try it, and see where it
got me?”
Wilhelmina points to another object on one of the benches. “You didn’t
see any of it?”
Professor Oddbody shrugs. “It was in a language I’d never studied, yet
the symbols seemed so familiar. So I was staring at the page, trying to
make sense of them, when the feeling that the words wanted to be
understood became very strong. One minute I was trying to read the
book, then suddenly the words seemed to be reading themselves. Some
irresistible force compelled my eyes to keep following the rows of
symbols on each page.”
“Then what happened?”
“My eyes were following the symbols, and I seemed to understand them,
even though I couldn’t actually read them,” Professor Oddbody
explained. “You’ve heard the phrase, ‘the words leaped off the page?’
That’s exactly what happened. As I looked at each symbol, it just came
off the page and seemed to fly straight for me. I must have fainted at
the end, because I just remember the immense feeling of relief as I
reached the bottom of the last page. The next thing I knew, I was flat
on my back on the floor, surrounded by several of the teachers and
students.”
“What was it they seemed to say?”
“It was all twaddle and nonsense,” he answers. “Not in the least
interesting.”
“I find most books fascinating,” Wilhelmina says. “Even the ones other
people say are boring always contain something useful. I’d love to hear
it, no matter how nonsensical it is.”
The professor frowns and looks away. “I’d rather not talk about it. You
have no idea how uncomfortable it is, having all those words lurking in
my brain. I feel like a cup that’s been filled to the brim, then set
under a pile driver. I’m full to bursting, afraid to move, but certain
that something quite untoward is going to happen if I don’t.”
“Information wants to be free,” Wilhelmina says. “Perhaps it just wants
you take it somewhere.”
“It is full of wants, but never deigns to explain exactly what they
are,” Professor Oddbody replies.
“Maybe you’d feel better if you wrote it down,” Wilhelmina suggests.
Professor Oddbody shakes his head. “That would be very bad. The wrong
person might get it, and then where would we be?”
“So there’s a right person?”
Professor Oddbody shudders. “I wouldn’t like to meet them,” he says. “I
don’t think anyone could use this responsibly.”
Wilhelmina cocks her head to one side. “So you do know what the
information is for?”
Professor Oddbody looks away. “The only thing it’s good for is
destruction and ruin. That sort of information know one needs.”
Wilhelmina frowns. “But any information can be used for bad things, if
bad people get hold of it.”
Mrs Wooster mutters something under her breath and glances at
Wilhelmina.
“Excuse me?” Professor Oddbody asks.
“I was just saying...” Mrs Wooster begins. She frowns and continues,
“Some things are better not known. Just because some people think that they
can be responsible doesn’t mean that they will be.”
“My point exactly,” Professor Oddbody says.
“Some problems would
never become problems if certain people weren’t always keeping
information from other people,” Wilhelmina says pointedly.
Mrs Wooster rolls her eyes and picks up the next knife. “Whatever,” she
mutters.
“Your governess is right,” Professor Oddbody says. “Good intentions
sometimes cause far more pain and suffering than malice aforethought.”
Wilhelmina sniffs. “The more informed someone is, the more likely they
can make the right choice,” she says. “Aren’t you a teacher? Don’t you
like explaining things?”
“I am a scholar and a fellow,” Professor Oddbody corrects.
“Occasionally fellows are called upon to teach, but generally we potter
about at our studies, occasionally write up the results and hope to get
published from time to time.”
“That’s why I suggested writing it down,” Wilhelmina says. “Maybe if
the information were set free it wouldn’t be troubling you.”
“I sincerely doubt that,” Professor Oddbody replies. “Things like that
don’t happen to people such as myself.”
“Maybe you’d rather explain something else,” Wilhelmina says. “The
research you were doing in Singapore, what was it about?”
Professor Oddbody frowns. “Generally speaking, young people don’t like
teachers and lessons much.”
Wilhelmina’s face lights up. “I love to learn new things!
Anything and everything!”
Mrs Wooster interjects, “You can say that again...”
“You said your professorship is history,” Wilhelmina continues. “Was it
history you were studying?”
“You are fond of asking questions,” Professor Oddbody observes.
Wilhelmina nods.
“She never stops,” Mrs Wooster adds.
“I’ve never had a teacher of Esoteric History,” Wilhelmina says. “I
think it would be fascinating to study.”
Professor Oddbody shrugs. “I haven’t had a student in some time,” he
says. “Not sure I’d know what to do if I did have. I don’t recall that
St. Cedd’s is accepting female applicants.”
“They really should reconsider that,” Wilhelmina says darkly.
The door flap of a nearby tent opens, and several people exit,
including: Captain Tiberius, Captain Sparrow, Sir Spencer, Mr
O’Flaherty, Captain Boythorne, Lt Pellew, Lt Wooster, and Lt Turner.
Some of them head toward the long boats and launches pulled up on shore.
Captain Tiberius comes to the smithy. “Good evening,” he says
cheerfully. “Quite a pleasant breeze off the water, isn’t it?”
Professor Oddbody nods.
Wilhelmina cranes her neck to look at the tent the others just exited.
“Is Sir Cosmo ready to return to the Selene?” she asks.
“He, Mrs Cuthbert, and Lady Cowperthwaite are discussing something,”
Captain Tiberius answers. “But we have made enormous progress on
planning this attack. Speaking of which...” he turns to Professor
Oddbody and smiles. “I have suggested that, rather than place all of
the sorcerers in one location during the battle, that we distribute the
mystical talent around a bit. I thought, since we already have a
cordial relationship, that you might wish to sail with me.”
Professor Oddbody frowns. “I work better when I’m supporting another
person’s ritual,” he says. “Less likely that our spells will collide,
as it were.”
“You didn’t enjoy your journey on my ship?”
“Portions of it were quite pleasant,” Professor Oddbody explains.
“Unfortunately finding out that one has been deceived and has only been
offered passage on the condition that the person perform duties which
he has no wish to perform puts one off.”
Captain Tiberius has a hurt expression. “I’m so sorry that you felt
deceived. If we said or did anything that made you feel the list bit
obligated, I assure you it was entirely unintentional. Perhaps working
under a more clearly delineated understanding would be more to your
liking?”
Professor Oddbody seems to swell up. “Unintended?” he asks, rather
tartly. “Oh, that’s gall, that is. Pure and unadulterated!”
Captain Tiberius blinks, seeming quite surprised. “I seem to have
offended you! Please, accept my sincere apology, and let me assure you—”
Professor Oddbody holds up one hand. “It doesn’t really matter. I have
already promised Mrs Cuthbert and Mrs Salmalin that I would be
assisting them in the battle.” He nods toward Wilhelmina. “And Miss
Moriarty here has engaged my services as a teacher.”
Captain Tiberius looks from the professor, to Wilhelmina, and back
again. “Teacher?” he asks, incredulous.
Professor Oddbody pulls himself up to his full height, and looks down
his nose at Tiberius. “I am the Regius Professor of Extraordinary
History at St Cedd’s College, in case you have forgotten!”
“Of course, of course,” Captain Tiberius backpedals. “I just wasn’t
aware that you were taking on pupils. You know, I have often said that
it would be good for the morale and cohesion of a crew to spend time
pursuing more intellectual opportunities from time to time. If you are
available for hire, I am sure I could offer a very competitive—”
Professor Oddbody sneers. “Hire? Do you think I’m some sort of
tradesman? Like a common chimney sweep, or charwoman? I am a gentleman of breeding and
education. I do not teach for money.”
Captain Tiberius opens his mouth to argue, but is interrupted by
Captain Will Sparrow, who sticks his head in to say, “Listen to you,
haggling with the girl over the professor as if he were a piece of
property.”
“My point, exactly!” Professor Oddbody grouses. He crosses his arms
angrily and looks away.
“I was just offering—” Captain Tiberius begins.
“I hadn’t realize that this was a bookseller,” Captain Sparrow
continues, looking around at the smithy as if he has never seen it
before. “I had thought it was a forge and workshop. How silly of me to
judge a book by its
cover.”
“It’s better than seducing a Mandarin’s daughter in order to steal a
map from a well-guarded library,” Captain Tiberius says.
“That is a foul slander and utter lie,” Captain Sparrow says. “And
besides, she seduced me.”
Wilhelmina and Captain Tiberius both snort in derision. Mrs Wooster
mutters something disapproving under her breath. Professor Oddbody
blushes ever-so-slightly.
“What I actually wanted to talk to you about,” Captain Sparrow
continues, “is this flag business. I am not at all comfortable sailing
under a British flag. What do you think?”
Captain Tiberius shrugs. “I was a bit skeptical myself. If I’m going to
fly under any national colors, it probably ought to be the United
States. Except, of course, that I don’t especially have permission.”
“You’ve flown under many flags in your time,” Captain Sparrow says.
“That I can recall, Dutch, French, Chinese, Austrian, and that country
that came and went a few years ago. What was it, the Confounded States
of America?”
“Confederate,” Captain Tiberius says.
Captain Sparrow waves dismissively. “My point, my reason for bringing
the topic into the conversation, is that you have already demonstrated
a certain promiscuous and negotiable loyalty. Whereas Captain Will
Sparrow is known far and wide as an entirely free and unfettered agent.
Word might get about! How would it look if people were to learn that
the infamous Captain Will Sparrow had actually sailed into battle under
the British colours?”
Captain Tiberius opens his mouth to answer, but Wilhelmina interjects,
“Of course Captain Will Sparrow would never sail for the British. But
Captain John Smith of Portsmouth is another matter altogether.”
Captain Sparrow stares at her, open-mouthed. He blinks, closes his
mouth, frowns, opens his mouth, closes it again, then finally smiled.
“Of course! John Smith of Portsmouth would gladly sail under the
British colours, and no one would even look twice if he did.” He winks
at Wilhelmina. “Miss Moriarty, you are truly a dizzying intellect.” He
then pats Captain Tiberius on the head, gives a finger wave to
Professor Oddbody, and a salute to Mrs Wooster. “I bid you all, good
evening!”
(The theme music for the first part of this scene is “Invisible Sun.”
Track 2 on the soundtrack C.D. handed out at Christmas)
Interlude 6
Interior, the wardroom (the large
conference-style room off the bridge) of the Foxglove. Mrs Cuthbert, Mr
O’Flaherty, Mrs Salmalin, Major Powell, Professor Oddbody, Lady
Cowperthwaite, and Mr Curry (Captain Tiberius’s Second Mate) are
seating around the table. A large nautical map of the Indian Ocean and
Bay of Bengal is on the table.
“No matter how we try, we haven’t been able to see how Admiral Naismith
dies,” Mrs Cuthbert says.
Mr Curry frowns. “I thought you had already had a vision of his death,”
he says.
Mrs Cuthbert shakes her head. “We’ve seen him dead. He and several
officers, including Captain Rodgers and Lieutenant Cooper. All dead
quite horribly.”
Mr O’Flaherty nods. “All covered in blood and mangled,” he said. “I
figured they’d taken a direct hit from a cannon.”
“That seems the most likely explanation,” Professor Oddbody says. “It
is a naval battle, after all.”
Mrs Salmalin nods. “And you’ve had several visions of the battle
itself, during which HMS Griffon is destroyed under bombardment.”
Mrs Cuthbert nods. “I’m convinced there’s more to it than that.”
“Do you think Wu Chang has slipped an assassin aboard the Griffon?”
Lady Cowperthwaite asks.
“Not impossible,” Major Powell says. “Slightly more likely would be for
Wu Chang, through sorcerous means, to take control of one or more
members of the crew. But even then, sabotage, such as setting a fire in
the magazine, would be more certain of success.”
“If that is the case,” Mr Curry says, “it is not enough that we arrive
at the battle to tip the scales. Some of us must get aboard Griffon
before the assassination.”
Mrs Cuthbert nods. “Yes. And since we must set sail in the morning, we
are running out of time.”
“Can’t we assume the worst and send one of us through ahead to warn the
Admiral?” Mr O’Flaherty asks.
Mrs Cuthbert shakes her head. “We have to go altogether with Captain
Sparrow. Otherwise we can’t be sure we will arrive at the correct time.”
“Agreed,” Major Powell says. “What do you propose, Mrs Cuthbert?”
“Using the mirror—”
“The Shield of the Sun,” Major Powell notes.
Mrs Cuthbert nods. “Mr O’Flaherty will call up the image of Admiral
Naismith’s corpse.”
Mr O’Flaherty frowns. “I’ve done it many times before without learning
anything new...” he says.
Mrs Cuthbert nods. “And then, while you hold the image steady in the
mirror, I am going to attempt to cast the History spell on the corpse.”
“But that will just tell you the history of the mirror,” Professor
Oddbody objects.
Mrs Cuthbert shakes her head. “This mirror is an artifact of the sun.
According to legends the sun goddess Ameratasu possessed a mirror that
would show her the future. In some legends it is referred to as a
window into time. I believe that what we see is not merely an image.”
Major Powell nods. “That very well may work,” he says.
(theme music changes to “All Along the Watchtower” - track one on the
soundtrack...)
Mrs Cuthbert takes hold of the hands of a person on each side of her.
“First, we must raise enough power. And if we are looking at a window
through time, we may need a lot more than usual.” She looks around the
table. “Shall we?”
Proceed to Ordnance
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