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Excerpts from the diary of
Mrs Lt Henry Wooster
(Miss Emily Bertilde that was)
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Home to Roost
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1.Very
Trying to Nerves
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2. Glad I
don't need one
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3. To
rescue, again
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4. 14
thugees attacked
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Exit Merrily, Pursued by Castinets
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1.
Suspicious dancers
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2. Why
is he giving me stuff?
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3.
Reconciled (slightly)
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Death on the Iron Rhine
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1.
Much weirdness
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2. I
want to go home
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3. I
like this sword
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5.
Awful nicks and abrasions
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6.
Driven to insanity
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7.
Too much travelling
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7a. Things
to practice
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8. Travel
is dangerous
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9.
What a whirlwind
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9a. A
marvelous plan
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Evil Takes No Holiday
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Waily!
Waily!
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Looneys!
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What
do I do?
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The Puzzle of the Moss-covered Stone
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Pretty
pathetic
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Harder
than I thought
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The Atlantean Debacle
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1.
Horrid evening
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2.
These people never sleep
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3.
Completely failed
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4. I
thought it couldn't get worse
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5. I
really hate magic
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6.
Something will surely come up
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7.
Not a fighting day
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8.
Imagine my shock
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8a.
More oddness
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8b.
More meditation is in order
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8c.
I am still divided
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8d.
Warm and squishy
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8e.
Doodles
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8f.
How could someone possibly…
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8g.
Reports of explosions
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The Problem of the Heavenly Mechanism
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1. A
most audacious thing
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2. So much
trouble
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3.
Most horrible experience!
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4.
Declaration of wrongness
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5. A
most trying evening
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6.
The horrible room
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The Strange Tale of the
Island Astray
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1. Excitement after all
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2. Cranky today
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3. I miss all the fun
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4. I couldn't participate
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6. Getting odder
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8. A sword-bearing
son-of-a-something
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9. Noooooo! |
11. I had a jolly fight
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Magic in any Language
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2.
Could have died!
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5.
So much trouble!
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The Mystery of the Dying
Clockwork
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2.
Poking people
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3.
Annoyingly adamant
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4.
A lovely time
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5.
How DARE he!
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6.
Lady C is crazy!
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7.
I'm going to be in so much
trouble!
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8.
Determined to get away from me
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9.
I went a little crazy
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10.
I won a hat
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The Caroler's Riddle
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1.
My Hero!
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2.
Mushy and sentimental
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Proof Contrapositve
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1.
An accordion in the distance
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Mightier Than the Sword,
or the
Conundrum of the Kindest Cut
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No British consulate here!
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2.
Thunder under the ground
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Giggleswick, or The
Bridge on the River Ribble
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I was mad at Him |
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The Importance of Being Atlas
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1.
I've been set up
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2.
Again with the fairy!
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3.
Forgotten memory
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4. I would have never had the nerve!
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5.
Pretend I'm interested
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6.
Fan envy
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7.
People shooting guns
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8.
A beautiful thing to behold
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9.
Three bees?
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The Night of the Monkey's
Uncle
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1.
Rabbit is off the menu
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2.
Going so well until the party
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Best Face Forward, or Curls,
Pearls, and the Spotless Complexion
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1.
Such a waste!
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2.
That man is in such trouble!
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