Excerpts from the diary of Mrs Emily Wooster (Emily Bertilde that was)


Monday

Finally got a decent night's sleep.  Had some lovely choclate with breakfast.  They make extremely good chocolate on the continent.  I must start saving it against our trip home.

Sometime over night, Mrs. Samaline's brother and a bunch of gypsies arrived.  We now have an encampment out in the fields.

After breakfast I had my first regular weapon practice in what seems like forever.  I'm feeling a bit more clumsy than usual. I wonder if it's because of erratic practice or because of Them...

Sir Cosmo gave Lady Namaste, Galen, Willamina, and I a job to work on repairing some of the Fate etheric pulse weapons.  I spent a lot of time making glass balls.

Suddenly Lady Namaste started talking to that wierd lady in the mirror.  She came back and said that the crazy lady definitely did NOT have 3 witches and a Giant of ours trapped and that we should go start blowing up country houses till we find them.  There didn't seem to be much mention of talking to Sir Cosmo first, so I decided to see if I could make the DFT work again.  I found Helen asleep in the sun and woke her up.  I tried to explain why we needed sir cosmo, and she sent the message off to Simon.  Then I went to find mr. Samaline since I thought he might like to know that his wife is potentially missing.  After that I went back to check on Lady Namaste and Wilamina.  They were looking at dresses. 

The next thing I know, we're in carriages heading off to the Baroness's house.  Luckily, Sir Cosmo and Simon met us along the way.

We were shown into the house and headed into the parlor.  Then things got confusing.  There were lots of thumps and squeals and His gatling pistol and Lady Namaste headed back into the hall followed by Wilamina.  There were werewolves.  There was a man running down the stairs and taking off his clothes!   I screamed and then had to yell to Wilamina to Close Her Eyes!  Then there was a sudden arm around me and George was dragging me and Wilamina down the stairs just ahead of the big boom and yelling that Wilamina wasn't kid rocket and that rockets inside were a bad idea.

Then it got even more confusing.  Wilamina and George slowly faded out of sight.  The Sun started going really fast and then it was dark.  Only there were all kinds of speedy ghosty shapes zooming around.  And then all our party started just appearing, but still ghosty.  Sir Cosmo ghosted in, picked up a couple of sticks, and then everything froze for just a moment.  Then we were all solid and moving normal and there were new strangers in the room.  I know one of them was the baroness because I've seen her at all these parties.  But she was nearest and I was sure I'd just been magicked and I really had to go for something.  Only then a hand came around from the side and a wolf paw sliced across my face.  Dang but that hurt! 

Wilamina and George joined in the fight and we started doing some major damage.  But she could still hit pretty hard.  Then Mr. Atlas yelled my name and threw me his big glowy sword.  The baroness was down by this point, but I figured another hit with this sword might keep her down.

By this point, all the targets in the below area were either dead or surrendured (and thus Not Fair Game).  Wilamina and I climbed up to the ground level part.  Just as I finished climbing up, I looked down and saw Mrs. Samaline, Miss Metzger, and Mrs Cuthbert chanting and floating 3 feet off the ground.  After making sure my note was firmly in place, I looked for something to fight.  After all, I had a big sword and anxiety.  Luckily, there was a big wolf going toward Woster and Cain and us.  Yea!

4 strikes later, there were 4 pieces of werewolf on the ground.  I heard a noise behind me, turned around, and sliced another werewolf in 2 pieces.  Ow, but that hurt too.  It knocked me over, but that was good because Manfred flew right overhead and not in terribly good control. 

Then there was a big blowing noise.  When the blowing was over, the tower was down in a pile.  A pile that used to have a bunch of my friends at the bottom.  And Wooster was down.  I'm afraid I went a little crazy.  I went toward the big wolf.  He swatted me something fearsome.  I was thrown 30 feet and hurt more.  I wasn't doing so great by this point.  I was tossed again, and that's the last thing I remember until a lot later.

When I woke up again, I was laying on the ground near the ruins of the tower.  The wolves were finally taken care of and returned to the lake.  Now I'm really not swimming in it!


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