Excerpts from the diary of Mrs Emily Wooster (Emily Bertilde that was)


Something is Direly Wrong with Wilamina.  First she wanted to apologize to Himself because she was wrong, and then she wanted me to read vapid poetry to her.  She also said that chemistry and glassblowing were not proper pursuits for a lady.  Mrs. Cuthbert said that it was because she was sick.  I made sure Mrs. Frazer knew when she came to take over the watch.  I also told Sir Cosmo that Something. Was. Not. Right. With Wilamina.

Then Mr. Atlas started setting off fireworks to celebrate something to do with his country's independence.  I didn't know that Ireland had an independence day.

Monday

We made it to the town with the temple.  He is in SO much trouble.  We got off the elephants and He pointed out this woman that he recognized.  He started going on about her performances when I realized it was One of Those Females who actively worked on recruiting girls into That Trade.  I don't know what was worse.  Him telling me enough that I knew He had been to see Her and more than once, or the fact that She was Here and He wanted to go over and greet Her.  Wanted me to go with Him to greet Her.  How could He Do that to Me?

We were watching Wilamina when Mrs. Cuthbert woke up and said we needed to go save Atlas.  I offered to watch her while Mrs. Frazer and Mrs. Cuthbert and others went to go find him.

Sir Cosmo came back looking for everyone.  I gave him as much information as I could and he left again. Shortly after that I heard Robert saying something about Wooster buying knives for the dancer lady.  I was SO angry!  Not only was He paying attention to Her, but He was Buying Things for Her.  And not just Things.  Knives!  That's even worse than Vinyards!  And He said that He was just buying them for me.  But He didn't have anything in hand. 

But He seems to have been telling the truth there.  Not too much later, a delivery boy did come bearing the most wonderful selection of knives.  And a matched pair of rapiers.  And a sword almost as tall as I am.  And flowers.  And tea.  I'm at least willing to think about forgiving him now.

Tuesday

Well, the source of trouble has moved off.  The whole party seems to have vanished.  She will no longer be trying to attach Herself to Him.  Or worse things.  With any luck we will not ever see them again.  Unfortunately, that kind of luck doesn't seem to be ours

August

Finally home.  It was a long journey and I'm ever so glad to be home.  Even if home is the “cottage” that isn't a cottage so much as a mini mansion. 

Among the correspondence was a letter from Henry's mother.  She wants us to come Visit!  A long visit.  To a Vicountess!  A Vicountess “Dear Emily”d me!  At least if we go I'll have something to talk about because we did visit Henry's Godfather (Lord Bickersteth) like she mentioned we should.  Henry is not being very helpful in deciding whether or not we should go and when.  I can probably delay answering for a few days, but ought to answer sooner than later.

Henry apparently had a letter from someone advising him to build a pike trench near the archery range.    Something to do about the next generation of underwater messages.  Imagine shooting pike out of a tube.

Not having any help from Henry, I went over to Edenfield to ask advice of Victoria.  She said I could probably cut the trip short on account of us leaving for Carpania for a royal wedding.  What?!?!?  On the one hand, I'm glad for the excuse to not have to visit for a month, but this is going to mean another trip to the dressmakers.  And for exepensive dresses since this is to be a royal wedding.  But when I got home from visiting with Victoria, I found that a telegram had come in from Sir Cosmo telling us about the wedding and that a line of credit has been forwarded to the dressmaker.  So better than it could be.

I'll still have to spend a week or 10 days with Henry's mother.  I like the idea of working up to the month long visit. 


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