Excerpts from the diary of Mrs Emily Wooster (Emily Bertilde that was)


Elephants.  Bah.  It's like being on a boat and I'm now seasick on the land.   We can't get there soon enough.  He seems to like it though.  He has a steering wheel and is pretending to steer the elephant. 

First night of camping was pretty uneventful.  The monsoons haven't arrived here yet so it's hot and dry instead of hot and humid.  And we're in the middle of nowhere. 

Another day of travel.  Still on the elephants.  Still seasick.  Landsick?  Elephant sick?  Oh, and I totally lost the contents of my stomach when we went by the temple.  Meat on a stick with spices and yogurt in the heat is a bad idea.   Not very excited about camping out again, but it's better than being on the elephants.

Later.  Well, it was better until the giant pythons showed up.  The fight was all jolly and such, but messy and the snake skins were rather armored and hard to deal with.  I even put a nick in my sword!  How dare those rotten snakes!  Although, the snake squishing Wilamina seemed to cut easily enough.  Maybe that was just me being even more angry.  He also managed to get Himself hurt, but He seems to be ok.  Willamina almost died (did die?  So confusing) and there were lots of other injuries.  Oh, and the Snakes exploded when they died.  Slime all over.  Once again I lost the contents of my stomach.  Maybe I should just stop eating

The man controlling the snakes made the mistake of attacking the children (and holding on to Galen!) and Lady Copperthwait told Galen to free himself however he could.  I'm so proud of little Galen!  He used the fountain pen he was holding to poke the bad man's eye out!  He's officially graduated from the 'anything in reach is a weapon' school.  I do believe I need to find him his very own little pokey! 

I also thought Lady C was amazing in her whole continuing to take care of said man after the fighting was over.   Mrs. Frazer and Mrs. Samaline were very unhappy that she had continued after the fighting stopped.  I let them stop me before, but maybe I'll follow Lady C's example...

One interesting side effect is that George seems to have traded his soul with Wilamina and they are now in the wrong bodies.  The ladies said that they will figure it all out in the morning.  In the mean time, we're keeping them close but still apart and I'm sharing chaperone duties with Mrs. Frazer.  It's going to be a long night.


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